The collapse of UKIP continues

karlypants · 21 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Tue Oct 04 2016, 22:14

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boltonbonce wrote:Fairy liquid does for me. I usually take the pots and plates in with me.

Two birds with one stone.

karlypants · 22 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Tue Oct 04 2016, 22:17

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You could never beat the smell of the traditional fairy.

I could sniff that all day long.

Better than Coke anyway. Very Happy

boltonbonce · 23 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Tue Oct 04 2016, 22:19

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Cherry Blossom boot polish for me.

karlypants · 24 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Tue Oct 04 2016, 22:26

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Another favourite is the coal tar paste but not the soap, the ointment for grazes etc.

Have a tub of the real stuff somewhere before The EU decided to meddle.

boltonbonce · 25 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Tue Oct 04 2016, 22:28

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I've given up the Cherry Blossom. My Dad was an addict,and I didn't want to end up like him.
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scottjames30 · 26 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 08:52

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UKIP has achieved the goal that they set out from day one, they did it when everybody laughed in their faces.

All they can do now is question the manoeuvres that get set when we actually press article 50.

Once you've achieved the biggest goal ever, it's all down hill, even if more people are on their side.

Bread2.0 · 27 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 08:55

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scottjames30 wrote:

All they can do now is question the manoeuvres that get set when we actually press article 50.

I've read that 4 times now and I still can't work out what the fuck it means.

Is it a code of some sort?

scottjames30 · 28 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 08:56

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Bread2.0 wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

All they can do now is question the manoeuvres that get set when we actually press article 50.

I've read that 4 times now and I still can't work out what the fuck it means.

Is it a code of some sort?

When you go on holiday, will you still post as much?

You sad fool.

#Sryia

karlypants · 29 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:03

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scottjames30 wrote:

Bread2.0 wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

All they can do now is question the manoeuvres that get set when we actually press article 50.

I've read that 4 times now and I still can't work out what the fuck it means.

Is it a code of some sort?

When you go on holiday, will you still post as much?

You sad fool.

#Sryia

Sad fool?

You edited your post to add #sryia.

Who is the sad fool now? :facepalm:

One day you might grow up Scott!

scottjames30 · 30 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:05

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Them emotions make you look sad tbh.

whatsgoingon · 31 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:08

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karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:You sexy beast.

Tell a lie, I had run out of bubble bath so had to make do with the Mrs fresh, sweet raspberry shower & bath gel with real fruitness (it actually says this on the bottle!) and it's done a hell of a lot more with the bubbles than traditional bubble bath.

My love length smells quite fruity now as well.

Shame I'm in here all alone.

Was that too much info?

yes much too much, did you have a can of beans then you could turn it into a jacuzzi

Guest · 32 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:08

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scottjames30 wrote:Them emotions make you look sad tbh.

Everyone has emotions SJ

Bwfc1958 · 33 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:34

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whatsgoingon wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:You sexy beast.

Tell a lie, I had run out of bubble bath so had to make do with the Mrs fresh, sweet raspberry shower & bath gel with real fruitness (it actually says this on the bottle!) and it's done a hell of a lot more with the bubbles than traditional bubble bath.

My love length smells quite fruity now as well.

Shame I'm in here all alone.

Was that too much info?

yes much too much, did you have a can of beans then you could turn it into a jacuzzi

What's quite disturbing is the fact that you've made attempts to sniff your own cock to try and ascertain the smell.

karlypants · 34 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:40

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Bwfc1958 wrote:

whatsgoingon wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:You sexy beast.

Tell a lie, I had run out of bubble bath so had to make do with the Mrs fresh, sweet raspberry shower & bath gel with real fruitness (it actually says this on the bottle!) and it's done a hell of a lot more with the bubbles than traditional bubble bath.

My love length smells quite fruity now as well.

Shame I'm in here all alone.

Was that too much info?

yes much too much, did you have a can of beans then you could turn it into a jacuzzi

What's quite disturbing is the fact that you've made attempts to sniff your own cock to try and ascertain the smell.

I'm either very flexible or it really is that long. Very Happy

gloswhite · 35 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:40

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He's lucky its long enough that he can do that Shocked

Bwfc1958 · 36 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:45

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Kp must be like Boncey, a dwarf with a 17 incher that he tucks in his sock.

Bwfc1958 · 37 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:47

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Reading this back, it seems this thread has taken a horrific turn. Make it verouille!

whatsgoingon · 38 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:51

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Bwfc1958 wrote:Kp must be like Boncey, a dwarf with a 17 incher that he tucks in his sock.

Both from the family fleaus bigusdikus I believe

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14780899.Billions_of_fleas_with_massive_penises_could_invade_bedrooms_this_autumn/?ref=mr&lp=7

gloswhite · 39 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 09:56

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I can't believe I actually followed this link.
My thirst for knowledge takes me down some very dark roads Very Happy

whatsgoingon · 40 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Wed Oct 05 2016, 10:12

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gloswhite wrote:I can't believe I actually followed this link.
My thirst for knowledge takes me down some very dark roads

If it's penis is 2 1/2 times it's bodylength then it must be a painful experience for the female, it must go in and come out of the mouth or something Shocked

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The collapse of UKIP continues

21 Re: The collapse of UKIP continues Tue Oct 04 2016, 22:14

karlypants

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boltonbonce

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karlypants

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boltonbonce

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scottjames30

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Bread2.0

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scottjames30

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karlypants

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scottjames30

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whatsgoingon

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Guest

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Bwfc1958

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karlypants

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Bwfc1958

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whatsgoingon

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