The Ashes

Breadman wrote:And Clarke's just fallen on his sword.

This day just keeps getting better.

Time to mow the lawn now.

Can't find my safety shoes, so I'll just stick my flip flops on.

See you in half an hour......

what could possibly go wrong?

Nobody really needs ten toes, do they......?

Went off without a hitch.

All ten pedal digits still attached and the lawn looks like I actually give a shit again.

I reckon my luck's changing.

This time next year, Rodney.........

Women's Ashes Update - Still shit.


Seriously, is there anyone (who's played the game at any level) watching this and not thinking "I could smash these bowlers all round the park"?

The Australian "quicks" are bowling in tandem and it's just all juicy long-hops that should be dispatched back over the bowler's head for six.

It's absolute garbage.