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302 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Sun Jun 30 2019, 23:31
sunlight
Andy Walker
boltonbonce wrote:He could get together with three mates to make a fab four.
The Beagles.
There was a Mexican version of the Beatles. John, Paul, John and Gringo.
303 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jul 01 2019, 00:15
Sluffy
Admin
sunlight wrote:boltonbonce wrote:He could get together with three mates to make a fab four.
The Beagles.
There was a Mexican version of the Beatles. John, Paul, John and Gringo.
304 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jul 01 2019, 10:08
okocha
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That's absolutely true, Bonce.boltonbonce wrote:I remember someone telling me that, if you tell them you used to be a Jehova's Witness, but were kicked out, they're not allowed to speak to you.
Can't vouch for the truth of this, but I might try it.
If you get the chance, watch the fabulous film "Apostasy", which was nominated for a Bafta last year and is based on the heart-breaking experiences of an ex-JV in Yorkshire. I know the Tories are seen as a heartless bunch but the lack of humanity shown by this lot had us virtually screaming at the cinema screen in outrage at their inflexibility and callousness. For example, look up their views on life-saving blood transfusions and medical practices for those in dire need.
They see themselves as superior to the rest of us scum and believe that only they will find a place in the kingdom of heaven when armageddon and Judgement Day come.
Those who fail to meet their ludicrous ideals will not be tolerated in the group.
They are not allowed to associate with or speak to people who have been "disfellowshipped"...even if they are your own children.
So just tell those who knock on your door that you were barred, and you won't see them for dust!
305 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jul 01 2019, 13:55
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
okocha wrote:boltonbonce wrote:I remember someone telling me that, if you tell them you used to be a Jehova's Witness, but were kicked out, they're not allowed to speak to you.
Can't vouch for the truth of this, but I might try it.
They see themselves as superior to the rest of us scum and believe that only they will find a place in the kingdom of heaven when armageddon and Judgement Day come.
Those who fail to meet their ludicrous ideals will not be tolerated in the group.
Isn't this the case for most religions though?
306 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 09:48
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Even the Salvation Army has very strict rules, as I understand it.
307 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 17:12
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?
I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.
I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.
308 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 17:25
sunlight
Andy Walker
boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?
I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.
Did you buy anything nice?
309 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 18:26
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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I bet it got to the point where it would fall open on the correct page after opening it so much.boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?
I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.
310 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 20:26
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I had to pretend I was looking at belts.karlypants wrote:I bet it got to the point where it would fall open on the correct page after opening it so much.boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?
I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.
311 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 21:47
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:I had to pretend I was looking at belts.karlypants wrote:I bet it got to the point where it would fall open on the correct page after opening it so much.boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?
I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.
Did no one question the pages that were stuck together?
312 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 21:54
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The difference between dogs and cats summed up in under four minutes.
313 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:02
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Will you find a bloody hobby or beg for your old job back.
Your retirement is killing me.
Your retirement is killing me.
314 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:05
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Don't you like cats and dogs? It's the closest to a real pussy you'll ever get.Natasha Whittam wrote:Will you find a bloody hobby or beg for your old job back.
Your retirement is killing me.
315 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:07
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Don't you like cats and dogs? It's the closest to a real pussy you'll ever get.
Sick of your lesbian fantasies.
316 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:10
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Right, I won't post another thing until you say sorry. I have spoken. 
317 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:50
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:Don't you like cats and dogs? It's the closest to a real pussy you'll ever get.Natasha Whittam wrote:Will you find a bloody hobby or beg for your old job back.
Your retirement is killing me.
318 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jul 05 2019, 11:12
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
RIP John McCririck.
319 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jul 05 2019, 12:10
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Yes! He certainly was a character on wife swap!boltonbonce wrote:RIP John McCririck.
320 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jul 12 2019, 12:02
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Quick update on this oddball. He's now becoming delusional.
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