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boltonbonce · **301** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Sun Jun 30 2019, 20:34

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He could get together with three mates to make a fab four.

The Beagles.

sunlight · **302** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Sun Jun 30 2019, 23:31

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boltonbonce wrote:He could get together with three mates to make a fab four.

The Beagles.

There was a Mexican version of the Beatles. John, Paul, John and Gringo.

Sluffy · **303** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jul 01 2019, 00:15

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sunlight wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:He could get together with three mates to make a fab four.

The Beagles.

There was a Mexican version of the Beatles. John, Paul, John and Gringo.

okocha · **304** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jul 01 2019, 10:08

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boltonbonce wrote:I remember someone telling me that, if you tell them you used to be a Jehova's Witness, but were kicked out, they're not allowed to speak to you.
Can't vouch for the truth of this, but I might try it.

That's absolutely true, Bonce.

If you get the chance, watch the fabulous film "Apostasy", which was nominated for a Bafta last year and is based on the heart-breaking experiences of an ex-JV in Yorkshire. I know the Tories are seen as a heartless bunch but the lack of humanity shown by this lot had us virtually screaming at the cinema screen in outrage at their inflexibility and callousness. For example, look up their views on life-saving blood transfusions and medical practices for those in dire need.

They see themselves as superior to the rest of us scum and believe that only they will find a place in the kingdom of heaven when armageddon and Judgement Day come.

Those who fail to meet their ludicrous ideals will not be tolerated in the group.

They are not allowed to associate with or speak to people who have been "disfellowshipped"...even if they are your own children.

So just tell those who knock on your door that you were barred, and you won't see them for dust!

finlaymcdanger · **305** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jul 01 2019, 13:55

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okocha wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I remember someone telling me that, if you tell them you used to be a Jehova's Witness, but were kicked out, they're not allowed to speak to you.
Can't vouch for the truth of this, but I might try it.

They see themselves as superior to the rest of us scum and believe that only they will find a place in the kingdom of heaven when armageddon and Judgement Day come.

Those who fail to meet their ludicrous ideals will not be tolerated in the group.

Isn't this the case for most religions though?

gloswhite · **306** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 09:48

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Even the Salvation Army has very strict rules, as I understand it.

boltonbonce · **307** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 17:12

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Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?

I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.

sunlight · **308** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 17:25

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boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?

I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.

Did you buy anything nice?

karlypants · **309** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 18:26

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boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?

I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.

I bet it got to the point where it would fall open on the correct page after opening it so much. Very Happy

boltonbonce · **310** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 20:26

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karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?

I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.

I bet it got to the point where it would fall open on the correct page after opening it so much.

I had to pretend I was looking at belts.

karlypants · **311** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Jul 02 2019, 21:47

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boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?

I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.

I bet it got to the point where it would fall open on the correct page after opening it so much.

I had to pretend I was looking at belts.

Did no one question the pages that were stuck together? Very Happy

boltonbonce · **312** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 21:54

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The difference between dogs and cats summed up in under four minutes. Very Happy

Natasha Whittam · **313** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:02

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Will you find a bloody hobby or beg for your old job back.

Your retirement is killing me.

boltonbonce · **314** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:05

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Will you find a bloody hobby or beg for your old job back.

Your retirement is killing me.

Don't you like cats and dogs? It's the closest to a real pussy you'll ever get.

Natasha Whittam · **315** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:07

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boltonbonce wrote:Don't you like cats and dogs? It's the closest to a real pussy you'll ever get.

Sick of your lesbian fantasies.

boltonbonce · **316** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:10

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Right, I won't post another thing until you say sorry. I have spoken. Neutral

karlypants · **317** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:50

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boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Will you find a bloody hobby or beg for your old job back.

Your retirement is killing me.

Don't you like cats and dogs? It's the closest to a real pussy you'll ever get.

boltonbonce · **318** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jul 05 2019, 11:12

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RIP John McCririck.

karlypants · **319** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jul 05 2019, 12:10

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boltonbonce wrote:RIP John McCririck.

Yes! He certainly was a character on wife swap! Very Happy

boltonbonce · **320** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jul 12 2019, 12:02

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Quick update on this oddball. He's now becoming delusional.

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