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Natasha Whittam · **521** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Dec 16 2019, 20:42

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I've just wasted 20 minutes of my life.

Again.

Bonce out!

boltonbonce · **522** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Dec 16 2019, 21:13

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I've just wasted 20 minutes of my life.

Again.

Bonce out!

You went to the end then. What a man he is. Well worth twenty minutes.

You want to get in there Nat. Something tells me he's available.

karlypants · **523** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Dec 16 2019, 22:43

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Jesus Christ! I’m not liking his facial expression there Bonce! Shocked

boltonbonce · **524** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Dec 16 2019, 22:46

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karlypants wrote:Jesus Christ! I’m not liking his facial expression there Bonce!

He's a sort of lard arsed Charles Bronson.

karlypants · **525** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Dec 16 2019, 22:49

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boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Jesus Christ! I’m not liking his facial expression there Bonce!

He's a sort of lard arsed Charles Bronson.

boltonbonce · **526** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Dec 17 2019, 16:37

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D.C. Thomson are offering me a free Nerf gun to continue my Beano subscription.

This needs thinking about.

karlypants · **527** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Dec 17 2019, 16:39

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boltonbonce wrote:D.C. Thomson are offering me a free Nerf gun to continue my Beano subscription.

This needs thinking about.

I say go for it Bonce. You could shoot at the kids with it on Christmas Day when they are annoying you! Very Happy

boltonbonce · **528** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Dec 17 2019, 16:45

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karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:D.C. Thomson are offering me a free Nerf gun to continue my Beano subscription.

This needs thinking about.

I say go for it Bonce. You could shoot at the kids with it on Christmas Day when they are annoying you!

I'm more worried about myself. A couple of years ago I got a free pea shooter.

It brought back a few memories, so I went out and bought a packet of dried peas, and lined up some paper cups to shoot at.

Instead of blowing, I sucked, and nearly choked to death. It was confiscated.

Why does life have to be so complicated.

wanderlust · **529** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Dec 18 2019, 15:41

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Doesn’t that woman know there’s a “c” in unicorns?

...and an r.

boltonbonce · **530** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Dec 18 2019, 16:50

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wanderlust wrote:Doesn’t that woman know there’s a “c” in unicorns?

...and an r.

karlypants · **531** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Dec 27 2019, 18:31

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I hope the teacher got fired !

Cajunboy · **532** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Dec 31 2019, 14:41

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Hi Boncey, have you been to the Eric Tucker exhibition at Warrington Art gallery?

boltonbonce · **533** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Tue Dec 31 2019, 14:46

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Cajunboy wrote:Hi Boncey, have you been to the Eric Tucker exhibition at Warrington Art gallery?

Not yet. Exhibition finishes in February, so I've got time. Once the new year gets going I'll be getting down there.

boltonbonce · **534** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Sat Jan 04 2020, 08:52

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RIP Derek Acorah. I'm expecting a full briefing from him later this afternoon.

boltonbonce · **535** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Sat Jan 04 2020, 20:24

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Just nipped downstairs to show my face, allaying any fears that I might have died suddenly. Disturbingly, I found the TV to be showing some kind of singing hedgehog.
It appears to be some kind of musical competition, and I gave full voice to my opinions of it.
These went down like a bacon butty in the Knesset, and I was forced to retreat into the kitchen, where I put together a very passable snack. Armed with this, and a cold glass of milk, I've retreated to my own domain, where I'm happily preparing to watch The Ghosts Of Motley Hall.
They're talking about me down there, I know it.

boltonbonce · **536** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jan 06 2020, 10:03

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Oh, let her go to the pub. Very Happy

Norpig · **537** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jan 06 2020, 12:46

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boltonbonce wrote:RIP Derek Acorah. I'm expecting a full briefing from him later this afternoon.

Not mourning that con artist, made a living pretending to talk to the dead like all mediums and conning money out of vulnerable people.

karlypants · **538** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jan 06 2020, 14:01

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Norpig wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:RIP Derek Acorah. I'm expecting a full briefing from him later this afternoon.

Not mourning that con artist, made a living pretending to talk to the dead like all mediums and conning money out of vulnerable people.

But it’s entertainment for some people though, no?

boltonbonce · **539** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jan 06 2020, 14:12

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karlypants wrote:

Norpig wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:RIP Derek Acorah. I'm expecting a full briefing from him later this afternoon.

Not mourning that con artist, made a living pretending to talk to the dead like all mediums and conning money out of vulnerable people.

But it’s entertainment for some people though, no?

karlypants · **540** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jan 06 2020, 14:39

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I wonder if Norpig would mourn Mrs. Briggs, the 66 year old sex chat worker who pretends to be sweet 16 he’s been talking to? Very Happy

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