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Natasha Whittam

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Norpig wrote:Not mourning that con artist, made a living pretending to talk to the dead like all mediums and conning money out of vulnerable people.

Nonsense. About 8 years ago I went to see a psychic in Preston.

She held my palm and told me I'd be married to a tall thin man with 4 kids by my 35th birthday.

3 years to go so there's still time. Eric isn't tall, but perhaps she was talking about his 13 incher.

Norpig

Norpig
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karlypants wrote:I wonder if Norpig would mourn Mrs. Briggs, the 66 year old sex chat worker who pretends to be sweet 16 he’s been talking to? Very Happy
 you leave her out of this, she performs a valuable service to me and many others  Twisted Evil

karlypants

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Norpig wrote:
karlypants wrote:I wonder if Norpig would mourn Mrs. Briggs, the 66 year old sex chat worker who pretends to be sweet 16 he’s been talking to? Very Happy
 you leave her out of this, she performs a valuable service to me and many others  Twisted Evil
Laughing

boltonbonce

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Really don't know how Acorah got away with it. Listening to him for five minutes would set the alarm bells ringing. He was such an obvious fraud.

karlypants

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boltonbonce wrote:Really don't know how Acorah got away with it. Listening to him for five minutes would set the alarm bells ringing. He was such an obvious fraud.
With him acting as if he was possessed by spirits were his best moments.

I blame Yvette Fielding. Very Happy

boltonbonce

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karlypants

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boltonbonce wrote:
Laughing 

Just realised that it was David Bull who was the presenter of the show.

There’s an article on how fake most haunted was.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/spooky-truth-tvs-most-haunted-563082

Very Happy

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karlypants

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karlypants

karlypants
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Fancy a new bathroom floor Bonce?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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I'm getting him round for our monthly slipper night. We normally have Eric doing bird noises, so he'll be a big upgrade.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51020104

Norpig

Norpig
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Do you have a google alert set up for slippers Boncey?  Laughing

karlypants

karlypants
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Laughing

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Norpig wrote:Do you have a google alert set up for slippers Boncey?  Laughing
I've modified Alexa to keep me informed. Very Happy

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
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Whatever happens on Nuts, it always comes back to slippers.

Arseholes.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Natasha Whittam wrote:Whatever happens on Nuts, it always comes back to slippers.

Arseholes.
Better than Brexit.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

Plumber just sorted our dripping tap. £40. It might be a bargain, but I'm not in the plumbing trade.

I preferred the old taps where you could just stick a new washer in. Job done.

karlypants

karlypants
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You couldn’t make this shit up. It says it all for Northern Rail :rofl:...

65-A38-EA3-0-ECC-4-BFB-B6-DB-992-F01-AC2-A3-B

wanderlust

wanderlust
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Nat Lofthouse

Have to say I'm not fond of slippers.
When the cane got banned at junior school, they replaced it with the dreaded "slipper" - by which they meant a size 11 gym slipper aka trainer - with which to beat us kids. On the arse. It hurt like hell and on reflection I have to question the mental health and sexual peccadillos of the teachers involved.
They used to make us bend over a desk and one bloke used to take a long run up so the tension was prolonged as you heard him approach. Obviously jumping out of the way at the last minute used to wind him up and invariably get you another six whacks.
I believe I still hold the record of 42 strokes of the slipper and 3 detentions in a week.
Never worn slippers, never will. Remind me of teachers that thought that 1960 was still in the Victorian age.

karlypants

karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:Plumber just sorted our dripping tap. £40. It might be a bargain, but I'm not in the plumbing trade.

I preferred the old taps where you could just stick a new washer in. Job done.
I take it he replaced one of those cartridges in the tap to stop it leaking?

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