Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

More interesting spam mail, this time from Divina, who says 'I will be available to encountering interesting things'.
Really? I'll get my slipper collection out.

Bernie Ecclestone to become a dad again at 89. Can't for the life of me see what the attraction is.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

boltonbonce wrote:Bernie Ecclestone to become a dad again at 89. Can't for the life of me see what the attraction is.

I feel sorry for the baby. Very selfish as it will be growing up without a dad at some point.

boltonbonce wrote:Bernie Ecclestone to become a dad again at 89. Can't for the life of me see what the attraction is.

Reminds me of this legendary one liner!

The wonderful Caroline Aherne. A life taken too soon

No words needed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-52152268

Beyond belief.


Sadly it's not.

Just seen an unshaven scruffbag in the hall. Took me a minute to realise I was looking in the mirror.

My Native American survival skills are getting me through this lockdown. Nat will understand, she being of the same stock, I'm told.

boltonbonce wrote:No words needed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-52152268

 Apparently some scrote in Breightmet has been tricking old people into giving them money so he can go to the shops for them and then obviously spending it on heroin looking at the picture i saw of him.
A few fellas from the area are on the lookout for him and God help him if they get to him first but to be fair he deserves a good kicking.

Try clicking on this one Nat.

boltonbonce wrote:Just seen an unshaven scruffbag in the hall. Took me a minute to realise I was looking in the mirror.

You need to smarten up for Betty tonight!!!

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Just seen an unshaven scruffbag in the hall. Took me a minute to realise I was looking in the mirror.

You need to smarten up for Betty tonight!!!

She's used to shambling old relics.

Just because it gave me a smile this morning.

Been on one of my regular trawls through youtube. Bit concerned about the sign on the right when it all starts.
Wouldn't want him near anyone's piles.

I remember playing out in my slippers. I moved like the wind.

How does this happen to anyone?