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Norpig
Cajunboy
okocha
terenceanne
sunlight
Natasha Whittam
Leeds_Trotter
y2johnny
Angry Dad
Fabians Right Peg
Spillthebeans
Sluffy
Bolton Nuts
BoltonTillIDie
Bread2.0
karlypants
scottjames30
DEANO82
gloswhite
MartinBWFC
whatsgoingon
xmiles
finlaymcdanger
Bwfc1958
boltonbonce
Reebok Trotter
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123 Re: Joke Thread Wed Mar 18 2020, 12:16
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Posts : 13608
Join date : 2012-07-19
Age : 44
Location : Halifax
Was just in Tesco and grabbed the last two loaves of bread. The old woman behind me saw there was none left and had a very sad look on her face. She looked weak & feeble so I went over and took her milk and eggs. Sorry Maureen but this is survival of the fittest.
125 Re: Joke Thread Sat Jul 25 2020, 01:18
terenceanne
El Hadji Diouf
I have a good joke about the Corona Virus - Unfortunately I'm not allowed to spread it around.
126 Re: Joke Thread Sat Jul 25 2020, 13:44
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
No laughing matter but have you seen the Where's Wally coronavirus edition?terenceanne wrote:I have a good joke about the Corona Virus - Unfortunately I'm not allowed to spread it around.
127 Re: Joke Thread Sun Aug 23 2020, 22:59
Sluffy
Admin
This made me laugh when the penny dropped!
I thought he was in The Corrs pic.twitter.com/iuNHJF5hDO
— shane reaction(@shane_reaction_) August 23, 2020
130 Re: Joke Thread Fri Sep 04 2020, 18:41
sunlight
Andy Walker
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Phaloppe.
Philippe Phaloppe.
131 Re: Joke Thread Fri Sep 04 2020, 18:47
sunlight
Andy Walker
Patient - Doctor, doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter.
Doctor - I’m sorry, I don’t follow you.
Doctor - I’m sorry, I don’t follow you.
132 Re: Joke Thread Fri Sep 04 2020, 19:12
MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
sunlight wrote:What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Phaloppe.
133 Re: Joke Thread Fri Sep 04 2020, 19:26
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
sunlight wrote:What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Phaloppe.
What do you call a Frenchman being mauled by a lion?
Claude.
134 Re: Joke Thread Fri Sep 04 2020, 19:31
sunlight
Andy Walker
boltonbonce wrote:
What do you call a Frenchman being mauled by a lion?
Claude.
It took me a minute to get that one.
135 Re: Joke Thread Sun Sep 06 2020, 15:38
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Posts : 3338
Join date : 2015-11-17
Age : 76
Location : Poulton-le- Fylde
Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen?
You can make soldiers out of toast.
137 Re: Joke Thread Mon Sep 21 2020, 09:15
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
You're on fire this month Sunlight.
139 Re: Joke Thread Thu Sep 24 2020, 17:09
MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
Just got asked outside Asda by a couple of kids would I get them 20 Richmond, I reluctantly agreed, you should have heard the abuse I got, so told them, next time go buy your own bleeding sausages.
140 Re: Joke Thread Thu Sep 24 2020, 17:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
MartinBWFC wrote:Just got asked outside Asda by a couple of kids would I get them 20 Richmond, I reluctantly agreed, you should have heard the abuse I got, so told them, next time go buy your own bleeding sausages.
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