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166 Re: Joke Thread Sun Jan 24 2021, 10:20
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
This is probably racist, but it made me laugh.
A Scotsman and a Jew went for a meal together. At the end of the night, and to the amazement of everyone, the Scotsman said, "I'll pay".
Next morning the headline in the local paper read... JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED BEHIND RESTAURANT.
A Scotsman and a Jew went for a meal together. At the end of the night, and to the amazement of everyone, the Scotsman said, "I'll pay".
Next morning the headline in the local paper read... JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED BEHIND RESTAURANT.
167 Re: Joke Thread Sun Jan 24 2021, 11:37
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Sure do,” replied the bartender.
“Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my ‘gator”.
“Sure do,” replied the bartender.
“Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my ‘gator”.
168 Re: Joke Thread Sun Jan 24 2021, 11:38
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
This guy walked into a bar and shouted for all to hear, “Lawyers are ASSHOLES!”
A man in the back of the bar stood up and shouted back at him “I take exception to that statement and I resent it greatly!”
The first guy said “Are you a Lawyer?”
The man responded “No, I’m an asshole!”
A man in the back of the bar stood up and shouted back at him “I take exception to that statement and I resent it greatly!”
The first guy said “Are you a Lawyer?”
The man responded “No, I’m an asshole!”
169 Re: Joke Thread Sun Jan 24 2021, 11:41
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
A 50-year-old lawyer who had been practicing since he was 25 passed away and arrived at the Pearly Gates for judgment. The lawyer said to St. Peter, “There must be some mistake! I’m only 50 years old, that’s far too young to die.” St. Peter frowned and consulted his book. “That’s funny, when we add up your billing records, you should be at least 83 by now!”
173 Re: Joke Thread Sat Apr 03 2021, 16:06
MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
Englishman and a Scotsman go into a bakery, Scotsman sticks 3 buns in his pocket and walks out, English guy says WTF did you do there, Scotsman I just stole 3 buns and the owner didn't even see me, Englishman says you're doing it all wrong watch me, they go back in and Englishman says to owner wanna see a magic trick? owner says yes go on, Englishman picks up a bun, eats it, second bun, eats it, and finally third bun, eats it, owner asks where's the magic trick? look in the Scotsmans pocket.
174 Re: Joke Thread Sat Apr 03 2021, 17:17
Sluffy
Admin
MartinBWFC wrote:Englishman and a Scotsman go into a bakery, Scotsman sticks 3 buns in his pocket and walks out, English guy says WTF did you do there, Scotsman I just stole 3 buns and the owner didn't even see me, Englishman says you're doing it all wrong watch me, they go back in and Englishman says to owner wanna see a magic trick? owner says yes go on, Englishman picks up a bun, eats it, second bun, eats it, and finally third bun, eats it, owner asks where's the magic trick? look in the Scotsmans pocket.
176 Re: Joke Thread Tue May 11 2021, 21:35
Sluffy
Admin
No, I've not posted this in the wrong thread!
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177 Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 01:50
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
WTF happened to this thread?
Too many crap jokes like this?
Too many crap jokes like this?
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