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181Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 01:54

wanderlust

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182Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 01:58

wanderlust

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183Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 02:17

wanderlust

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184Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 10:26

Whitesince63


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

I called at a small bed and breakfast place last week but the door was locked.
I knocked and a window opened and a lady looked out and said “what do you want.”
“I want to stay here.”
“Well stay there then.”

If somethings neither here nor there, where the hell is it?

Mrs White went to a beauty parlour last week and had a mud pack. For two days she looked nice then the mud fell off.

She was classy when she was young though, all her tattoos were spelled right.

They say it’s a small world but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.

The police stopped me in my car the other day. They said it was a spot check so I admitted to two pimples and a boil.

A luxury meal for us was a prairies sandwich. Two slices of bread with lots of space in between.

185Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 10:34

wanderlust

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186Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 10:35

wanderlust

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187Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 10:37

wanderlust

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188Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 10:38

wanderlust

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189Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 11:42

wanderlust

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190Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 13:09

Norpig

Norpig
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i can't see any of your jokes lusty? Not sure if it's because i'm at work?

191Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 13:30

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:i can't see any of your jokes lusty? Not sure if it's because i'm at work?
They're pictures of jokes. I can see them OK but maybe it is a work policy re images.
Anyone else having an issue seeing them?

192Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 02 2022, 13:31

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

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193Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Feb 03 2022, 13:56

okocha

okocha
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Civilisation in 2022

 Our Phones - Wireless
 Cooking - Fireless
 Cars - Keyless
 Food - Fatless
 Tyres -Tubeless
 Dress - Sleeveless
 Youth - Jobless
 Leaders - Shameless
 Relationships - Meaningless
 Attitudes - Careless
 Babies - Fatherless
 Feelings - Heartless
 Education - Valueless
 Children – Mannerless

We are-SPEECHLESS,
Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!

Only in This Stupid World ......do we leave cars worth thousands of
pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 
:shrug: ‍ 

Only in This Stupid World.....do banks leave vault doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.. 
:shrug: ‍  

EVER WONDER
.Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice' 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why is lemon juice made  with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why is the man who  invests all your money called a broker 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why is the time of  day with the slowest traffic called rush hour 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  


You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff 
:question::question: :bangbang: :shrug: ‍  

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 
:question: :shrug: ‍  

If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal 
:question::question: :shrug:

194Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Feb 03 2022, 14:10

Whitesince63


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

okocha wrote:Civilisation in 2022

 Our Phones - Wireless
 Cooking - Fireless
 Cars - Keyless
 Food - Fatless
 Tyres -Tubeless
 Dress - Sleeveless
 Youth - Jobless
 Leaders - Shameless
 Relationships - Meaningless
 Attitudes - Careless
 Babies - Fatherless
 Feelings - Heartless
 Education - Valueless
 Children – Mannerless

We are-SPEECHLESS,
Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!

Only in This Stupid World ......do we leave cars worth thousands of
pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 
:shrug: ‍ 

Only in This Stupid World.....do banks leave vault doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.. 
:shrug: ‍  

EVER WONDER
.Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice' 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why is lemon juice made  with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why is the man who  invests all your money called a broker 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why is the time of  day with the slowest traffic called rush hour 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes 
:question::question: :shrug: ‍  


You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff 
:question::question: :bangbang: :shrug: ‍  

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 
:question: :shrug: ‍  

If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal 
:question::question: :shrug:
👍🤗

195Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Mon Feb 07 2022, 15:08

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:i can't see any of your jokes lusty? Not sure if it's because i'm at work?
OK - now I can't see them.

The reason is that the Nuts website has a format protocol that doesn't allow them in that format. It's clear that the programming itself isn't an obstacle because they appeared initially as images but it insists on using the correct format in the text editor - which it doesn't for some images bizarrely. I'll try again Smile

196Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Mon Feb 07 2022, 15:14

wanderlust

wanderlust
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Nat Lofthouse

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197Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Mon Feb 07 2022, 15:20

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

That working?


I've discovered "social media" :rofl:



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198Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Mon Feb 07 2022, 15:31

wanderlust

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199Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Mon Feb 07 2022, 15:34

wanderlust

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200Joke Thread - Page 10 Empty Re: Joke Thread Mon Feb 07 2022, 15:36

wanderlust

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