Nigerian Scouting thread.

I have managed to secure the services of a BWFC fan who lives in Nigeria and is prepared to do a bit of scouting for Bolton Nuts.

He will video any potential candidates and upload the footage on here. If we see anyone who looks tasty we will notify Mr Coyle.

I have lodged the Bolton Nuts work permit of Nigerianbolton with Mr
Ikea Joorabchian of the Monopolies Commission and as soon as our scout gets in touch I will contact his new sponsor, Mr Finetime Fontayne, who will arrange payments for February.

Mr Fontayne is the CEO of the Petunia Winegum Foundation and is always willing to help a good cause.




Finetime Fontayne

Excellent news RT!

Is he reliable this scout RT???

His boss looks a bit odd.

Long has he's cheap, and with no come backs if he get's himself kidnapped.

Reliable ? Maybe not as reliable as the likes of British Rail but certainly streetwise. Finetime is a big pal of Jackie Paper who runs the Reptile sanctuary at Honalee.

According to the latest Glass's Guide, Mr Fontayne made his millions from harvesting Mung Beans in the Okavango Delta. He lists his hobbies as Topiary, Football and Frottage. What could be better ?

He sounds like a good dude to me, absolute 100 % genuine. Where do I send the money?

I'm willing to donate a pair of socks and Windjammer. to the cause.

I have received a PM from Dar. He is having problems with his phone but will start posting as soon as he can get his phone sorted.

Mr Fontayne is thrilled to bits with the news.

lets just be optimistic about things getting sorted as soon as possible, and am glad about the new sponsor . would be looking to make friends soon with ma tantalizing reports, Ya'all should just be patient.

You took your time getting here Dar but I'm pleased you found us in the end.

Please feel free to post any time - you don't have to wait until you have a report to submit.

I'm pleased you are safe and well as I understand your country as not be too safe recently.

I WOULD BE RESUMING WITH 3 FRESH REPORTS BTWN NOW AND SUNDAY AS I DID SOME SCOUTINGs THIS WEEK. MIGHT BE MORE IF AM OUY ON SATURDAY TOO.
THANKS

The fresher the better, Brother Dar. Mr Fontayne is ready and waiting.

We've got to pull out all the stops on this, Relegation is staring us in the the Face.

Give the man a Bonus, if he finds us a Star.

Brother Dar, try to get your reports in ASAP. Mr Fontayne has a meeting with Mr Frobisher from the Inland Revenue in the morning. Summat to do with some VAT irregularities that have cropped up. I got the impression he was hedging his bets and hoping he woudn't have to put his hand in his pocket for your February sponsorship.

He has given me some cock and bull story about an early spell of ground frost decimating his runner bean crop and preventing a good harvest. I have held him to his word and he has put a bit of money to one side to cover your reports.

I've heard there's a link with The Chicken Gobblers, Venky's.

So i can foresee this exercise being a total Cock up.

Especially now that prat Frobisher is involved, he'll show no Mercy.

If things get too hairy for Mr Fonytayne, I have another sponsor lined up for March but If Brother Dar can get his reports in before the end of the month then Mr Fontayne will have no choice other than to pay up.

One of the better threads on Burnden Aces was this.



I assume that his expenses are covered?

They are indeed. RT is very particular about this aspect.

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And so I set out on
a Tuesday evening, having with me a low quality camera which I
collected from a friend of mine, with the intention of going on my
first scouting mission in 2012, I had no choice but to use the camera
as I am facing some challenges on ma current mobile phone which as
ceased to work for a while now. The school condition at the time was
superb, as it was welcoming students after a very long holiday, among
which are freshmen just trying to make themselves convenient with the
school system. And so because of this I chose to start my scouting
expedition in the school so as to have a peep on the few talents
being brought into the school. I went to one of the pitches where I
know boys do visit to play football this particular evening. Luckily
for me, I found enough fresh students playing together at a small
part of the pitch, so I sat quietly in a corner to watch the boys
exibit their talents and skills.




The boys were
playing what looked more like a five aside soccer, with two piece of
stones used to demarcate a post at both sides. They all played well,
but I was able to single out three of them as the best performer
after watching for a while. It was hard to guess what role they’ll
better play in a football team, but the all had a good grip when
moving with the ball. The first player was Daniel, he is good in
dribbling on the run but am afraid he might be selfish when it comes
to playing with his teammates, but I guess that can always be
corrected with a good instruction. The second was Tunde, also
dribbles well and has a good passing ability whenever he goes
forward. He did enough 1-2 passes when playing. The last was more
like a defender did well to block the opposition from advancing
towards the goal. His name is Joseph.

Note that all this
boys are in there first years in the University, I was unable to get
a hint on the department they are in, but I promise to keep a close
eye on their progress in the school.

In the video,


Daniel = light green
colored shirt

Tunde = the guy
dazzling in a short and singlet on

Joseph= the second
guy in singlet

Videolink;-
https://youtu.be/our4G28180Y

mixed up the links .. damn !!