Nigerian Scouting thread.

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Report 2




I heard an info from
a friend on Thursday, he told me some local club was going to be
coming to the school pitch to have their training session in the
morning. I wasn’t having lectures early in the morning, so I set
out and check on the boys. Indeed they were at the pitch as I was
told, but there was no way I could take a clip of them training as I
was seated in a far corner where I knew ma low quality camera
wouldn’t capture. So, I decided to just monitor them train and then
walk about later to take clips.


The team had quite a
number of young players mixed with some old ones, so I decided to
focus on the young bloods. I spotted one of their strikers whose name
is Tunji if the info I got was anyway right, he was said to be 20 yrs
old, and with what I saw him do, he sure has the potential of being a
great striker. Another one I saw was Akande who plays at the middle,
he did juggle the ball well, and made good runs during training. I’m
not sure if they’ll be back at the pitch to train, but if I should
be informed about them coming, I’ll sure get back to watch them
play agin.

This is a link to
the video I was able to take while walking around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmiIQ_NxuXU

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Report 3

On Friday, I went to
one of the school halls to watch the boys play, there was a good turn
out at the Kuti Hall pitch, so I sat at a distance pitch to watch
them play. It was their traditional 4 aside play, with one man
guarding the short goalpost, playing it as a set as each team get
knocked out with a goal by the other team. The likes of Pudi comb,
Christian Udo Sam & Samuel Dollar who had featured before in my
previous reports definitely are \’nt back in the hall, as I
couldn’t see any of them.


I watched patiently
as the boys available played, and I was able to see two outstanding
footballers. Both played more like a midfielder, first was kunle and
the last is Runni. Both possessed the ball well as they played ffor
their team,. Kunle in geography science while Runni was only around
in the school cus he came to visit his brother. Did approach Runni to
know if its possible to see him play again, but unfortunately, its
not possible as he lves in the far path of the city and was going the
next morning. I still stayed around to watch the rest play but
couldn’t find any outstanding.

Runni in the red
jersey

kunle in the bdark
blue jersey

video link not yet
available... i”ll upload it when the network is gud .




Freestyles




And so I did some
couple of music freestyles, but wasn’t able to do any for the team
as I wasn’t sure if it’s the right time to do it as things aint
reall going well for the team at the moment. I uploaded one as a
soundtrack for the first report, but I’ll upload it again with
another one I did. Just two outa the few I did, I don’t know if
I’ll be paid for them, but I integrated Bolton stuffs into one of
the two. As time goes on, I’ll do more if I find myself less busy.

Vid 1;­
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT_r0PMH1Cc&feature=youtu.be

the other one would
be uploaded as soon as I can.










Camera

Ya’all should
please note that the bad quality of the cam was due to the fact that
my phone aint working at the moment, I’m planning on getting a
small quality camera when I get paid for this month’s work, so I
wouldn’t mind if I get a bonus in order to help my work with you
guys.

Brother Dar, I can confirm that you will also be paid for your musical doggerel as well. Mr Fontayne has viewed the footage and he is quite impressed. Unfortunately he suffers with night blindness so was not easily able to identify the three freshmen talents that you so readily identified.

He is also impressed with your freestyle as well. He is happy to pay you 6,250 Nigerian Naira if that is acceptable to you?

P.S. Any chance you could post an avatar when you get up and running again ? One from your fierce album would be really cool.

yepp !!! that'll just do the trick, i actually got on another scouting trip this evening but would delay it till next month if i am still avn probs with the uploading and cam.
i guess RT would contact me for the details of payments, i would add more to the amount and try to get a good camera.

I think you're lucky that you are going to get paid at all after publishing copies of Mr Fontayne's reports on another forum (Burnden Aces)!

I'm sure RT expects you to deliver your work exclusively to your pay master in future.

By the way are you a business associate of Mr James Ibori by any chance?

Freedom of speech, The lad can post on any site surely.

hmmmm !!!
Sorry about that then, but RT mentioned sumtn like i could still leave my reports there, but he wouldnt be responsible for the payments

Mr Magoo wrote:Freedom of speech, The lad can post on any site surely.

Not when he's being paid by this site!

I have just got off the dog and bone with Mr Fontayne. He has confirmed that he is happy to pay Brother Dar for his February contributions on Bolton Nuts but he cannot pay Dar for his reports on BA because as he put it, " I am not fcuking made of money!"

Mr Fontayne is going into the Bradford and Bingley Bank in Bradford tomorrow, February 29 and will be making full payment to Dar via Western Union.
All information is the same as before except that the payee is no longer Alf Ventress and is now Mr Finetime Fontayne.

I will PM Brother Dar with the code number as soon as I get it from Mr Fontayne.

Here's hoping that this has cleared up any ambiguity. I am working on a new sponsor for March and hope to be getting a phone call in the next day or so.

Mr Fontayne has just confirmed to me via telex that brother Dar's scouting fee has been deposited with Western Union and he can collect his earnings in the morning.

Passi wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Freedom of speech, The lad can post on any site surely.

Not when he's being paid by this site!

So who on this site is paying him then ??.

here are the links to two new videos !!

https://youtu.be/CmiIQ_NxuXU



https://youtu.be/wohlS8VZISc

done there !!

Brother Dar, I have some excellent news. I forwarded your Ayo freestyle Utube link to Mr Henry Wakefield of RKO records and he was so impressed by your impromptu rap that he is happy to sponsor you for March. He has forwarded your clip to Simon Walsh and Louis Cowell who produce the X factor no less.

In future try not to emphasise the N word too strongly. It may not be a problem in Ibadan but over here it is generally frowned upon.


Henry Wakefield

Reebok Trotter wrote:In future try not to emphasise the N word too strongly. It may not be a problem in Ibadan but over here it is generally frowned upon.

Nigeria

Keegan, I was listening to his rap and he uses the N word quite a lot. I know it seems to be part of the rapping culture but I was just giving Brother Dar ( Swagger D ) the heads up that his audience will be mainly mainstream and as such they may not see the funny side.

I've just had a email, from the head of GMP, Sir Miles-Platting.

It goes "please inform the Members of Bolton Nuts to refrain from using the N word at all times"

Sour faced Cnut.

So what are we going to call ourself then - The Bolton 'uts?

Or eve the Bolto uts.