Nigerian Scouting thread.

Okay have seen him on google but picture is false because is police boss in England not x factor singer.

Also is forbidden for Muslim person to have shebeen.

I must have had a glitch in my computer and I hold my hands up and apologise. I was waiting for a picture from Mustafa and I sent the first one that was sent to me. The picture I posted was from a website called Hirsute Hunks.

Mustafa's pic came later in the evening after I had retired to bed. Happy to stand corrected.

Is still wrong picture information because his Abu Qatada.

Mo wrote:Is still wrong picture information because his Abu  Qatada.

Bugger me, so it is. My computer must have a virus. I have just received a photo of Mustafa and Fatima to dispel any doubt that he is genuine. Hope you are satisfied.


Mustafa and Fatima

I think you're wrong again RT, isn't that Mustafa Leak?

(Wearing his umbrella hat!).

Well spotted! I thought it was one of those portable internet aerials!

Brother Dar, It looks as if things are afoot in your neck of the woods. I have today received an e-mail from a male calling himself Pastor Robin Graves. He claims to be the Parson for the Ibadan Diocese of the Souls for Gods Church? He complains that you have been using your sponsorship money to lord it over the locals and are still using the Shanks Pony taxi service and paying below the minimum wage for the Walking Taxi service.

He has stated that he plans to meet with you and purge you of your wickedness so that you can join his congregation with a pure soul scoured from the sins of the flesh.

He then went on to enquire as to whether he could take over your scouting role and offered to take up the role on a discounted rate with an assurance that the monies would all go towards the building of the new church. At the moment they have only had sufficient funds to build one wall so any financial assistance would be greatly appreciated by his flock.

I was not taken in by his little scam so I simply replied that he should by all means meet with you and take up the matter with your good self. I also asked him to provide me with photographic proof of himself at his church and one of you using the locals as a taxi service.

On receipt of his photo's I forwarded the one of himself to Inspector Lestrade at Interpol to alert him to this particularly impious Parson.

Keep your eyes peeled while you are out and about and if you see anyone suspicious wearing a dog collar make sure you have your wits about you and consider giving Captain Wada the heads up so he can give your ungodly follower a good beating.

Dib Dib.


Breaching of taxi regulations..Indictment 1


Pastor Robin Graves

Robin graves is not Nigerian name so is obvious this infomation is false.

Do not given him any money becase his not having any church.

I think this is the same fella who got caught for robing raves.

I don't think he likes music?

He might be winning souls but he wont be winning any money until he sorts things out with Brother Dar, our GENUINE scout.

Mo, don't worry I haven't parted with any cash. Mind you, Pastor Robin may be genuine because I asked him if he had carried out any other pastoral projects and he furnished me with information that suggested he had acquired sponsorship to build an entire church.

Don't belive this guy becase his just steal you money.

He wont be stealing my money because I don't entertain internet banking. Pastor Graves told me that he obtained sponsorship funds to build the Church of Bread and Wine in Lagos and he supplied me with a photo so I reckon he must be genuine but I would prefer to wait for a reply from NigerianBolton before I part with any readies.



It looks like a genuine place of worship to me, plus, I like bread and wine.

Have never heard of this church but it look qiute expensive so why his not get people's from other church to helping build new one?

Mo wrote:Have never heard of this church but it look qiute expensive so why his not get people's from other church to helping build new one?

I'm buggered if I know. Why don't you ask him? Better still, why not go and pay him a visit? If you play your cards right he might grease himself up for you.

Who is greased up for me?

Mo wrote:Who is greased up for me?

The good Father, Pastor Graves.

Am not the fool to be going all the way to Nigeria because the guy is proberly false.
Is better for darequam to meet him if his genuine person

Mo wrote:
Is better for darequam to meet him if his genuine person

Not a good idea. He could be dangerous. He might be planning to rob Brother Dar or even worse. He might threaten him with his big chopper.

Ha but you expect me to go and meet this kind of dangerous person?
Am not you fool to make stupid mistake for you.

Mo wrote:Ha but you expect me to go and meet this kind of dangerous person?
Am not you fool to make stupid mistake for you.

Think about it. Pastor Graves will have seen Brother Dar's photo profile picture on his Nuts avatar. Therefore he will know what Dar looks like. You on the other hand look like a fatter version of Mario Jardel. The Good Pastor wont know of Jardel so you could easily slip into the country incognito and mix with the Pastor's flock without arousing any suspicion.

Capiche?