Nigerian Scouting thread.

Ha ha ha !!!!!!

I can't help but keep laughing at largehat and his stubid detectives, the good thing about it now is that I have captain Wada now beeside me, and he has noted the locations your detectives have been visiting. As ur detectives are left chasing after shadows, we are right behind em and he has assured me he'll nabb em soon.

U better start saying farewell to your family members as you'll be arrested for all your crimes soon. I can see why you are paying a fortune to your detectives to cancel me out, you are so scared you'll really not have a nice christmas.

hmmmmm !!!!

So who is to be pay Darequam for his scout work ?

Would you like to Mo?

Mo seems far more worried about Brother Dar being paid than Brother Dar is. Why is this, Mo?

Keegan wrote:Mo seems far more worried about Brother Dar being paid than Brother Dar is. Why is this, Mo?

Am not want to see Darequam is not get any pay becase Roy is told me this post is just for fun. this is why I always telling Darequam to make sure his get paid before his made reports.

Mo wrote:

Keegan wrote:Mo seems far more worried about Brother Dar being paid than Brother Dar is. Why is this, Mo?

Am not want to see Darequam is not get any pay becase Roy is told me this post is just for fun. this is why I always telling Darequam to make sure his get paid before his made reports.

Brother Dar has always been rewarded for his reports. If he had not been paid the appropriate remuneration for his time and effort then he would have posted the fact on here.

I have just got back from a meeting in Budleigh Salterton, Ilfracombe to sort out his sponsor for September and I am also pleased to report that Mr Hedrum has kindly stepped in to pay Brother Dar for his August reports in view of the untimely mishap that befell Mr Trump.

Furthermore, I have today spoken to Mrs Flora Fauna who works for CITES ( Convention on International Trade on Endangered Species ) and she confirmed that as long as Largehat has an international permit, he is allowed to sell stuffed animals on eBay.

My meeting in Ilfracombe was most productive in that I have been able to secure a further sponsor and once I receive his CV and photograph I will give Brother Dar the go ahead to proceed with his scouting duties for the month of September.

Who would send money to Nigeria in the hope of getting reports? There would be no guarantee of getting anything in return. There is a system that works for Brother Dar and his sponsors. I would hate for you to upset them and cause Brother Dar to lose his sponsorship. I know for a fact that Brother Dar has even received Bolton Wanderers items such as a scarf and jersey. Do you think those were for fun as well, Mo? Brother Dar has shared photos of himself with these items so please just leave him to do his work. Ok?

Keegan wrote:Who would send money to Nigeria in the hope of getting reports? There would be no guarantee of getting anything in return. There is a system that works for Brother Dar and his sponsors. I would hate for you to upset them and cause Brother Dar to lose his sponsorship. I know for a fact that Brother Dar has even received Bolton Wanderers items such as a scarf and jersey. Do you think those were for fun as well, Mo? Brother Dar has shared photos of himself with these items so please just leave him to do his work. Ok?

Exactly Brother Keegan, Some posters are trying to suggest that Brother Dar is not strictly kosher when nothing could be further from the truth. I can report that Dar is a bit shaken up by the thought of being followed by Largehat's private detectives but to cover Dar's back I took the trouble of contacting Brother Ventress in Machu Pichu and he has put a few feelers out and reckons they could be gangsters from the Tonton Macoute Westside Crew. In which case Brother Dar will soon sus them out in his environment in downtown Ibadan.

Brother Dar has already made somewhat of a name for himself as an impromptu ad lib rapper as this Youtube footage clearly shows.

https://youtu.be/wohlS8VZISc

If any further proof was needed then just take a look at his flip money g performance. If you want something visual that's not too abysmal then this is perfect.

https://youtu.be/NT_r0PMH1Cc

This is to announce that av gotten my payment for August...
a big thanks to RT for all his aid and also somethng special to Maxwell Herdum who stepped in to take care of everythng.

A Telex from my detective friends! It reads!


I didn't realise there would be so many additional charges, but this is too important not to hand over a few more Tugriks. Unfortunately I don't know if I can get to Western Union today, but I will bring the news to you when I can.

Sorry, things are happening so fast, I'm struggling to keep up. What did Maxwell Herdum step in?

largehat wrote:A Telex from my detective friends! It reads!

L RGHAT FUR HER INTELIGENCE HAS COME O LIGHT.

PLS FWD MANUSCRIPT DISCLOSURE REMITTANCE OF 3233 TUGRIK ASAP.

I didn't realise there would be so many additional charges, but this is too important not to hand over a few more Tugriks. Unfortunately I don't know if I can get to Western Union today, but I will bring the news to you when I can.

LH, I just hope these guys ain't gonna keep scamming you for more money. Exercise caution in your business affairs because these guys could be pulling your leg.

Brother Dar, you are good to go with your September reports. Mr Hedrum introduced me to a Mr Drew Peacock who is a major shareholder in Peacocks fashion stores. Mr Peacock has been a Wanderer for years and has offered to sponsor you for six tantalising reports.

Drew Peacock.. September Sponsor.

Reebok Trotter wrote:
LH, I just hope these guys ain't gonna keep scamming you for more money. Exercise caution in your business affairs because these guys could be pulling your leg.

Don't be ridiculous. Did you not read their first report? How can that be a scam? I think you've been reading too many women's magazines.

I have read their reports but they have not made their presence known to Brother Dar and for all you know they may be tailing the wrong guy.

Brother Dar has got Captain Wadda on the case so don't be surprised if they get detained for illegal poaching.

It looks like Mr peacock has bought the dead rat that Mr Spratt was selling.

I believe that Mr Peacock's sister is a also a keen aficianado of all things Wanderers.

I know a Captain and Mrs Peacock, do you think they may be related at all?

(Sorry about the rather odd photo of Mrs P, it was the only one I have to hand, why she had it taken like this I have no clue,do you have one perhaps? I do know she was in the library holding a candlestick at the time though if that helps at all?).

tell ur detectives to produce a picture with me normal to the viewer and making a call. that way everyone would know they aint scammers. I know my pictures on facebook, so don't go there digging for em.
Captain Wadda has been to port harcourt and other locations u said your detectives have been too. No trace of em. He even went on to ask at bars and Hotels, still no clue about them.
he called me this morning that he got an info about some men spending time at the local city Brothel. they were said to have spent like 3days. After their money were exhausted and couldn't pay again for the pleasure the old fashioned ladies gave em, they were chased out. However, they were said to be drop outs from my old school and have been monitoring foreign mails online in the UK looking for the next white fool to scam. (Oooops !!! they got largehat) I bet they intersected some of his transactions and from there have been swindling him. Captain Wadas Boys got one of em and was well beaten enough to get the wordz outa him.

Am not sure if i know hw to post is picture... the res of em are now on the run nd need more money to hasten their moves. I bet thats why Largehat is been called upon to play the fool again.

Yeah, that is one of em....


The captain and is Boys