I have just returned from the Western Union office to pay the clearance fee and already my detective has email me his report! Here is is below.
"Greeting. You do not know of my name, nor shall you. I am senior survellaince operations management consultant with ClickClick, PI, headquartered in Africa. If you look at map in London book shop, it will say we are base in 'Ivory Coast', but we recognise no boundary in pursuit of secret knowledges and informations gened on behalf of our client.
It was with this noble spirit that we receive brif and advance payments to reten our service by larghat of this internet domen. Our bref is to investigate the football talent sputting work of an agen using the name 'Darequam'. Conserns have been resed by codename larghat about validity and qualitiy of scoting rephorse by larghat on behalf of Bowel Tenants website. It was a providence that you acquire our sevices and through God's Grace we will undertek to apply ourseles with rigour and vimm.
What followes, larghat and Bowel Tenants, is an account of our fist two days work.
Sunday - Septmber 2nd 2012.
On Sunday we observe Darequam leave hes residence in city of Ikot-Abasi.
This is picture of Darequam police of dwellings.
Darequam was dress in Levi Jewish jins, white trenner stitch in Hadidas factory and blue t-shirt with American Mickey Mouse on buff front and back. Darequam seem in chairful mood as he enter northern quarter market areas. Darequam engage in day-to-day conversation with three marketstallholders before dining for breakfast at Extinct Animal Internet Cafe. Darequam drink water and eat flesh of mango while using computer for sacret purpose who knows but the Lord what has he lagged himself off afta.
Here is picture of highly suspicious tomato seller engage in covert discussion with Darequam at marketplace.
As you can see, there is some sigificant potentials for fronting non-tomato operations from within this retail freeholding.
Darequam then enter church for afternoon prayer and warship. Unprovidentially, Darequam gave us sleep via confessional box, he enter to spiek to prist but never exit. We return back to Darequam residence with sorrow in our hearts. Darequam return home. There was nothing supicios about way he walk down street and enter residence. It is our belif that Darequam spent evening engaged in illegal and immoral activities and we shal uncover these vices for Bowel Tenants.
Monday - September 3rd 2012
Finally a brekthrough in the case of Darequam. Today Darequam visit Ikot-Abasi bus shelter and board bus for Port Harcourt on Bonny River, Niger Delta. We board this board this bus in secret journey through Nigeria countrside. Here is the bus we travel with.
Darequam can be observe by keen viewer in red Dr Seuss Cat in Hat t-shirt near front of vessel. As you can see he look suspicious.
After 9 hour journeys and minor encounter with rebel, we arrive in Port Harcourt around 4pm. Darequam met from bus by man in green Ford Anglia. This was must suspicious development. As Darequam and his contact talked we secretly tied ourselves to underneathlings of car. Darequam and contact boarded vehicle and a short while later we find ourself dirty and bruised in docklands area. After struggles, we observe Darequam take possesions of very large cadboard box.
He is a picture of this box
Darequam place box in back of taxicab and leave for town centre, no doubt in calculated attempt to avoid head and tail. We flag down other taxi and after short argument with driver about soilage charge, we manage to catch up with suspect in time to see suspect enter postal courier service depot, dragging mysterious parcel behind him. Sixteen minutes later, Darequam emerge from depot with satisfied grin and recit in hand. We belif Darequam posted box, but to whome remains mystery. Darequam check into room at Intercontiental Hotel at nightfall.
We will continue to report our trackings over next few days."
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