Nigerian Scouting thread.

Am only drink Milo and am never had any sicknes so who is bin sayin hot chocolate is given cancer?

Maybe it was Errol Brown?

How to you mean?

Hot chocolate is music group but is nothin involved with the drinkin chocolate.

I don't know what has happened to Brother Dar because we still haven't received his October contribution and we are now in November. By pure coincidence, I bumped into Kofi Annan in World of Wicker, this afternoon, and I was telling him about Darequam  and Mo and our charity work in Africa. Kofi was most perturbed when I told him about our sponsorship for the Church of the Holy Cow. He has strongly advised me to ignore any further e-mails from impoverished African vicars on the basis that they are all scammers.

Kofi was actually a serious bigwig in the African politicial scene and although he hails from Ghana he still has serious clout with the United Nations African programme.

He was telling me that since his retirement from current world affairs he has bought a small beverage plantation in a small town in Dumfries and Galloway where he plans to see out the rest of his days in quiet solitude with the help of a few Rumanian and Bulgarian farm labourers who are due to arrive on the estuary at  Loch Salmond towards the end of November.

its coming today bro, or latest by tuesday

Nigerianbolton wrote: This is a very strong guy, which I found to be aged 18 already. Looks like a quick baller to me, and could be ballistic if playing for Bolton.

We deffo need a quick baller. I'll make sure I send your appraisal to the powers that be.

Nigerianbolton wrote:

Thanks for your monthly support RT, I would be celebrating my birthday on this coming Friday, and would appreciate if you can include a plus on my wage so I can throw a party with my dudes and also a birthday gift.

How old will you be this Friday, Brother Dar? If you can let me know I will throw in a few extra quid so you and your dudes can celebrate your many happy returns with a crate of Nigerian Lager ( Guinness )

I'm off to see Mr Shagpile in the morning because I need some Rhinofloor in my orangery so I'll make sure your wages are sorted out. I'm sure Mr Shagpile said he and his wife Mavis have an account with Western Union so that will be the method of payment. Thanks again for an excellent monthly breakdown of life on the football scene in Nigeria. Dib Dib.

hnnnmmmmmm ! I have something wrong about giving off my age in a public place like this, but u should probably know I aint younger than 28  .

Nigerianbolton wrote:hnnnmmmmmm ! I have something wrong about giving off my age in a public place like this, but u should probably know I aint younger than 28  .

Going off the size of your buttocks on your Avatar I would have thought 28 is about right. No hint of cellulite, chalfonts, clinker, tagnuts or dangleberries. Where is the nudist beach? Is it Port Harcourt?

This is to inform all, and thank you for my wages for October, also coupled with a special one for my coming birthday. Special thanks to RT, Magoo and the BoltonNuts crew who made this all possible and Mr Sagpile for taking over the responsibility of my wages.

You guys all made my day, week, month, year, decade ........ Lifetime, and also showed me why its worth it to be a Bolton Wanderers supporter.
I love you all, and hope that one day, I'll grace the Reebok atmosphere for a special assignment.
dib Dib !!!

Nigerianbolton wrote:
I love you all, and hope that one day, I'll grace the Reebok atmosphere for a special assignment.
dib Dib !!!

Just make sure you are suitably dressed if you decide to turn up at the Reebok. The authorities will take a dim view of your naturism tendencies.

We’re kicking things off in November with sponsorship from Boltons very own  Kurt Frobisher, a man with a formidable past…

Kurt was born in Florence, Italy in 1956, the son of a disgraced English civil servant forced into exile during WW2. He moved to Bolton aged 10 and became immersed in the booming sixties music scene.

He formed Mr Creosote and the Bone Shakers in 1972 and set about recording some of the most ground-breaking albums of the 20th Century. As well as recording  ‘Is this the way to Armadillo’ and ‘ Hide your Goldfish ‘ produced by Albert Tatlock  in 1976, his best selling album,  ‘ Who’s been sleeping in my Crib’ ranks highly in most ‘best album of all time’ charts and has been cited as an influence by artists as varied as David Bowie, New Order, Blur, Aphid Twins, Franz Ferdinand, Bert Camphor  and the Arctic Monkeys.

Now retired from the music scene, Kurt hasn’t given up the ghost altogether, and he is currently the choreographer for the Reebok Rebels on match days. He also has  a private box in the ESL where he entertains friends and guests on match days. You can always tell when Kurt is at the game because his curtains are always drawn at half mast and he plays his Vuvuzela whenever we score, which isn’t very often.

He also works on a part time basis for Millets on Corporation Street where he runs the camping section.



Kurt is happy to shell out the readies for 4 tantalising reports.


Kurt Frobisher.. November Sponsor

Just a quick update. Kurt has just been in touch, having read my resume of his background, to point out that he also appeared on Top of the Pops where he performed a classic hit by Paul Shane under his stage name of Theodore ' Ted ' Bovis. It's clear that he can still bang out a decent tune and by all accounts the crowd were amused at the sweetness of his voice. It's not often that we get a real life musician offering sponsorship for Bolton Nuts. ( And we still haven't)

https://youtu.be/ZJvGdOC6D1Y

Nigerianbolton wrote: I would be celebrating my birthday on this coming Friday, and would appreciate if you can include a plus on my wage so I can throw a party with my dudes and also a birthday gift.

Happy Birthday and many happy returns Darequam!  

If you decide to go on the lash in downtown Lagos with your peeps then make sure you raise a toast to Bolton Nuts. If you are approached by any dusky maidens who offer you the opportunity to head back to their pad for some Nigerian discussions just make sure you don't forget your toothbrush!

The six reports due for November would be posted shortly, Thanks for your support