British Broadcorping Castration

Ten Bobsworth · **261** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 09:57

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Talking Balls, it was the mate of another Ball that funded the building of the Reebok Stadium, according to the Beeno's Chief Balls Reporter.

This thread's now had more than 2,600 views. Not bad for summat nobody's interested in!

Ten Bobsworth · **262** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 12:58

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boltonbonce wrote:
I've always been a big fan of Hylda. Didn't have many friends in the business mind, and was intensely disliked.
Jean Fergusson, who played Marina in Summer Wine, played her in an excellent one woman show, and produced a half decent book about her.

I'd heard she could be difficult but it wasn't something I personally experienced. Never seemed to be much banter with her on the golf course though. She seemed to take her golf seriously but I don't remember her being very good at it.

Jean Fergusson's book is out of print, of course, and second-hand copies seem quite pricey.

boltonbonce · **263** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 13:24

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I've got the book. If I could only remember where. Would have loved to have seen her playing golf.

Norpig · **264** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 13:25

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boltonbonce wrote:I've got the book. If I could only remember where. Would have loved to have seen her playing golf.

Mrs Bonce chucked it away years ago but you haven't noticed yet i bet Very Happy

boltonbonce · **265** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 13:40

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Norpig wrote:
Mrs Bonce chucked it away years ago but you haven't noticed yet i bet

That would not be tolerated. I wear the trousers. I run a tight ship, not a shite tip. Very Happy

karlypants · **266** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 14:13

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boltonbonce wrote:

Norpig wrote:
Mrs Bonce chucked it away years ago but you haven't noticed yet i bet

That would not be tolerated. I wear the trousers. I run a tight ship, not a shite tip.

Cajunboy · **267** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 14:32

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boltonbonce wrote:I prefer her Dad.

Pervert.

Ten Bobsworth · **268** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 14:38

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boltonbonce wrote:
That would not be tolerated. I wear the trousers. I run a tight ship, not a shite tip.

And you can say that without fear of contraception?

boltonbonce · **269** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 15:13

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Ten Bobsworth wrote:
And you can say that without fear of contraception?

Have you been? Very Happy

Ten Bobsworth · **270** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 15:17

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boltonbonce wrote:
Have you been?

boltonbonce · **271** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 15:22

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I was watching Hylda in Not On Your Nellie a few days ago, and to be honest, it just wouldn't get made now. It's far from PC. Jimmy Jewel wasn't a fan.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/features/comedy_chronicles/strained-relationships-hylda-baker-and-jimmy-jewel/

Ten Bobsworth · **272** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 15:54

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boltonbonce wrote:I was watching Hylda in Not On Your Nellie a few days ago, and to be honest, it just wouldn't get made now. It's far from PC. Jimmy Jewel wasn't a fan.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/features/comedy_chronicles/strained-relationships-hylda-baker-and-jimmy-jewel/

Thanks for that, Boncey. An interesting read.
Soon be 2,700 views of stuff nobody's interested in.

boltonbonce · **273** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 15:58

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You're one of the few people on here with the courage to click on one of my links ,Bob. Very Happy

wanderlust · **274** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 16:01

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boltonbonce wrote:You're one of the few people on here with the courage to click on one of my links ,Bob.

Or the desire Smile

Cajunboy · **275** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 16:19

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I remember back in the 60's my father telling me that Hilda often had lunch in the restaurant at the Capital cinema in Churchgate. He mentioned that she was usually accompanied by a monkey. I was never sure if he was joking, obviously not.

I seem to remember that she lived in Plodder Lane at one time too.

I live close to a house that Jimmy Clitheroe lived in, but that's another story.

Ten Bobsworth · **276** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 16:35

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Cajunboy wrote:I remember back in the 60's my father telling me that Hilda often had lunch in the restaurant at the Capital cinema in Churchgate. He mentioned that she was usually accompanied by a monkey. I was never sure if he was joking, obviously not.

I seem to remember that she lived in Plodder Lane at one time too.

I live close to a house that Jimmy Clitheroe lived in, but that's another story.

She may have done but my recollection is that she lived on Manchester Road on or near its junction with Green Lane. Great Lever and Farnworth Golf Club crossed Plodder Lane after the first five holes on the Great Lever side iirc. The clubhouse was on Lever Edge Lane in those days.

boltonbonce · **277** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 17:10

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Didn't Matthew Kelly work with her at some point in his career, playing the very tall girl in the 'she knows you know' sketch?

Cajunboy · **278** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Wed Sep 30 2020, 17:14

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boltonbonce wrote:Didn't Matthew Kelly work with her at some point in his career, playing the very tall girl in the 'she knows you know' sketch?

YES.

Ten Bobsworth · **279** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Thu Oct 01 2020, 07:49

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The dirty deed has been done. I've sent 'em a cheque.

Not giving 'em access to my bank account though and I'd rather not be gnashing my teeth every month when a DD goes through. Bad enough having to put up with Lineker every week or it would be if I could bear to watch MOTD with the smug git on it. No wonder he's smug with a new five-year contract at £1.35m p.a. plus all the other bits. Walkers crisps? No gracias.

Summat's going to have to change. 894,000 TV licence cancellations so far, allegedly.

https://unitynewsnetwork.co.uk/bbc-licence-fee-cancelled-revealed/

boltonbonce · **280** Re: British Broadcorping Castration Thu Oct 01 2020, 09:18

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Not keen on the BBC, Bob, but you take news from a UKIP propaganda site.

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