bullying at work

WhiteBic wrote:You want to see a picture of the poo and a dead mouse? Strange request.

...and don't forget the kipper please.

Soul Kitchen wrote:The bagged dump will contain dna. Very stupid act if its human crap! What a sticky get out for the culprit?

Don't ask me how I know but I can speak from some experience when I tell you that the forensic scientists can only extract DNA from human faeces if they find blood in it. They can certainly identify it as being human excrement but to isolate the DNA they must have traces of blood. Let's hope the culprit hadn't consumed a black pudding the night before because that will really cause confusion.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:The bagged dump will contain dna. Very stupid act if its human crap! What a sticky get out for the culprit?

Don't ask me how I know but I can speak from some experience when I tell you that the forensic scientists can only extract DNA from human faeces if they find blood in it. They can certainly identify it as being human excrement but to isolate the DNA they must have traces of blood. Let's hope the culprit hadn't consumed a black pudding the night before because that will really cause confusion.

Lets hope the person responsible has a dose of the chalfonts then!

Soul Kitchen wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:The bagged dump will contain dna. Very stupid act if its human crap! What a sticky get out for the culprit?

Don't ask me how I know but I can speak from some experience when I tell you that the forensic scientists can only extract DNA from human faeces if they find blood in it. They can certainly identify it as being human excrement but to isolate the DNA they must have traces of blood. Let's hope the culprit hadn't consumed a black pudding the night before because that will really cause confusion.

Lets hope the person responsible has a dose of the chalfonts then!

Agreed. Anyone with a bad dose of Emma Freuds will not escape justice.

I can't believe you bastards are mocking Jayne's situation.

Its not our fault she got in the shit.

Mr Magoo wrote:Its not our fault she got in the shit.

the good news is i start back at work tomorrow - the company i walked away from have done an internal investigation and found that bullying was happening. i have been asked back and will not report to my old boss. i'm very happy! thanks for everyone's input. except mr magoo!

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:the good news is i start back at work tomorrow - the company i walked away from have done an internal investigation and found that bullying was happening. i have been asked back and will not report to my old boss. i'm very happy! thanks for everyone's input. except mr magoo!

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