Nigerian Scouting thread.

as for the detectives said to be following me around, I can bet all that Largeheart was bluffing, cus my back was always clean.

I've heard that Ghana has a far more exciting football infrastructure.

Brother Dar, Thank you once again for your sterling efforts. Some decent footage for the club to peruse. Are you now resident in Lagos ?

I was quite impressed with your national stadium. It looks a bit like Wembley.

This evening, I am nipping to see Mr Peacock at his bungalow in Thripsy Shee. I will let you know as soon as your wages are ready for your collection.

WhiteBic wrote:I've heard that Ghana has a far more exciting football infrastructure.

I hadn't heard that before. Is Ghana anywhere near Lagos ? Is there a bus route between the two ? If so, a bus timetable may allow Brother Dar to widen his horizons.

I am wondering if BWFC71 can assist with any bus timetables for Ghana or Nigeria?

Unfortunately I only know the times of "most" bus routes in Bolton and between Almere and Amsterdam.



Apologies

bwfc71 wrote:Unfortunately I only know the times of "most" bus routes in Bolton and between Almere and Amsterdam.



Apologies

No problem. I have had a look on Google and Ghana is 250 miles away from Lagos so it's a bit too far for Brother Dar to travel on a student permit.

Nigerianbolton wrote:An exciting player from the team in blue played on the wings, I didn’t get his names but he sure was so good when it comes to crossing the ball and picking out his teammates when attacking. He also showed that he was a good set piece taker as whenever he took corners, it arouses the nerves of the opponent. The match went down with non of the teams scorring, but I was informed about the time they’ll play again, and I hope by then I’ll be able to get info on him

He is definitely worth another look.

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Lagos is a big City, and you don’t just go anywhere claiming to be something and doing something, one could be robbed, mobbed or even arrested by corrupt Police officials and charged with an unknown crime. If I was guaranteed sumtn like a Burreta or desert eagle, it would have been easier to throw my self in the risk and claim my territory whenecer approached by anybody.
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Brother Dar, We can't issue you with a firearm but We could send you a Beret and a woggle if that is any good to you ?

Also what has happened to Captain Wada and his boys ? Are they still looking out for you ?

Captain Waada is back on his primary mission to stop Boko Haram.
For now I'm having my 6months internship in lagos, and would be here for the next 5months.

Be careful in Lagos. If you see anyone shadowing you then please let me know. Mr Drew Peacock has confirmed that your wages for September have been deposited and you are good to go. I have sorted you out with a new sponsor for October having just returned from the Pentonville Hilton and I will report further later today.

I have just returned from the Pentonville Hilton where I had a meeting with a Mr Leonard Swindley who has agreed to sponsor Brother Dar for the month of October.

Born in the county of Rutland, near Bolton he spent his early years living in Coronation Street in Weatherfield and on leaving Weatherfield Comprehensive school, he moved to London running a market stall in Petticoat Lane selling stockings, socks and hosiery. He later used some of the profits from his stall to purchase some land in Famagusta, Northern Cyprus, which he converted into orange groves.

He later sold his orange groves to Mr Desmond Del Monte of Delmonte fame and moved back to England where he now has a suite at the Pentonville Hilton.

He kindly allowed me to take his photograph in the Hotel lobby just before an urgent business meeting with his solicitor.


Leonard Swindley..October Sponsor

If you ever get stuck for a sponsor RT, i could always have a word with a acquaintance of mine, Billionaire, Cecil Pennington - Flash.

His family made their money from mining and when they shut down, they built housing estates on them, absolutely loaded and not got a clue about Football.
Just the chap.

Cecil Pennington - Flash

Leonard Swindley, is he the man who was at one time romatically inclined with Emily Nugent from Florizel Street?

I can only find an old black and white photo that you may be able to recognise her from - seems she was wearing an early form of hijab or something in it?

can anybody help me in contacting RT, as i need his attention urgently on PM.

Brother Dar, Just got back from Thripsy Shee and sent you a PM.

Sluffy wrote:Leonard Swindley, is he the man who was at one time romatically inclined with Emily Nugent from Florizel Street?

I can only find an old black and white photo that you may be able to recognise her from - seems she was wearing an early form of hijab or something in it?

You've got it wrong, mate, - the old dude in the photo is Captain George Mainwaring from the TV series "Dad's Barmy". This is taken from the episode in which Private Pike undergoes a gender reassignment procedure, marries Corporal Jones and they are parachuted into Nazi occupied France and open a cafe with hilarious results. I hope that helps.

Numpty 28723 wrote:

Sluffy wrote:Leonard Swindley, is he the man who was at one time romatically inclined with Emily Nugent from Florizel Street?

I can only find an old black and white photo that you may be able to recognise her from - seems she was wearing an early form of hijab or something in it?

You've got it wrong, mate, - the old dude in the photo is Captain George Mainwaring from the TV series "Dad's Barmy". This is taken from the episode in which Private Pike undergoes a gender reassignment procedure, marries Corporal Jones and they are parachuted into Nazi occupied France and open a cafe with hilarious results. I hope that helps.

Didn't he change his name to Renee to blend in with the local frog fraternity ?

Good moaning Numpty and RT, thank you for clearing that up.

I seem to remember now that one of Plke and Jones best friends was Mr Charles Godfrey who invented the Ghost Train of all things!

Nigerianbolton wrote:Captain Waada is back on his primary mission to stop Procul Harum.

Brother Dar, Just warn Captain Waada that if he comes across the Procul Harum crew that under no circumstances must he open Pandoras Box. If he does he is likely to become a whiter shade of pale.

THIS IS TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'VE GOTTEN MY SEPTEMBER WAGES COURTESY OF MR DREW PEACOCK AND R.T .

WORK WOULD START IMEDIATELY ON THIS MONTH'S WORK....