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221Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Oct 17 2012, 10:35

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Have you heard about the Asian paedophile DJ ?


Jamaal fix it.

222Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Oct 25 2012, 19:22

aaron_bwfc

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All this stuff about Jimmy Saville is all nonsence, he once fixed it for me when I was 8 to milk a cow blindefolded.

223Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Oct 25 2012, 21:07

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

aaron_bwfc wrote:All this stuff about Jimmy Saville is all nonsence, he once fixed it for me when I was 8 to milk a cow blindefolded.

Is there no lengths to that man's depravity ? Laughing

224Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Tue Oct 30 2012, 22:07

Spillthebeans

Spillthebeans
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Breaking News: Luis Suarez, Gareth Bale, Ashley Young and Fernando Torres have all been nominated for Fifa's Fallon D'Floor 2012

225Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Oct 31 2012, 14:04

bwfc71

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Joke Thread - Page 12 Anowth12



Now then, now then, now then - that will be keeping the kids away tonight!

226Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Nov 01 2012, 12:21

aaron_bwfc

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Sky news have reported today that Saville wasn't the only one involved with the 300 sexual assaults allegations against him, apparantly jeremy beadle had a small hand in it.

227Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Nov 01 2012, 12:44

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Bob The Builder has been sacked by the BBC. They have stated they can't trust any kids TV star that claims to be able to fix it.

228Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Nov 01 2012, 12:50

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Guest

A policeman spots a Black guy dancing on the top of a Volkswagen.

He radios for backup and says "I've got a darkie dancing on a car"

"You can't say that over the radio" says the operator "You have to use politically correct terminology"

"Ok" he says "I've got a Zulu, Tango on Golf"

229Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Nov 01 2012, 13:38

Spillthebeans

Spillthebeans
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Yesterday Owen Coyle donned a pumpkin outfit and waited until midnight to see if he would turn into a coach

230Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Sat Nov 03 2012, 15:56

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Talking of coaches, apparently Natasha is going to be one.

They're taking her teeth out and putting seats in.

231Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Sat Nov 03 2012, 16:06

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Is that an Airbus? (sorry Nat)

232Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Sun Nov 11 2012, 19:37

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I went to the gym this afternoon and found a small hole in my trainer, just big enough to fit my finger in. She has now made a formal complaint and I have been banned for life.

233Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Sun Nov 11 2012, 19:38

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Very Happy

234Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Sun Nov 11 2012, 19:39

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

With the sparkly surnamed celebrities Starr and Glitter both being arrested I reckon Neil Diamond must be bricking it.

235Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Tue Nov 13 2012, 20:10

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Paddy goes into a police station. Looking around, he asks, " Who are all these pictures of ?"

The constable says, " These are all the people we need to catch."

Paddy is confused and asks, " Why didn't you catch the fcukers when you were taking their pictures?"

236Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Tue Nov 13 2012, 20:14

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A doctor in a Oldham Hospital is lecturing a group of trainee nurses on the the subject of involuntary muscle spasms.

" For example " he says to one nurse, " Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you are having an orgasm ?"

" Yes" she replies, " He's at Eastlands, watching City."

237Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Nov 14 2012, 22:02

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Polyfilla have just launched their new Saville range........

It fills small cracks and you wont be able to tell for 30 years...

238Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Nov 14 2012, 22:04

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You're sick! lol!

239Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Nov 15 2012, 08:49

aaron_bwfc

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240Joke Thread - Page 12 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Nov 15 2012, 19:47

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've just watched a documentary about children being beaten and abused in Indian sweatshops....

And looking at the quality of the stitching on my trainers, I can't say I am surprised...

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