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421Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Mon Mar 11 2013, 23:09

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I Rike it!

422Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Tue Mar 12 2013, 14:21

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Yu Ray Sis Twat.

423Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Mar 13 2013, 18:21

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I pulled a gypsy bird last night. She asked me if I wanted to go back to her place for a good time.She wasn't bloody kidding either. I went on the Dodgems, Waltzers and the Ghost Train and came home with a Goldfish!

424Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Mar 13 2013, 18:26

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the Doctor phones Paddy to tell him he has Sugar Diabetes.

" That's great news " says Paddy, " When do I fight the bugger?"

425Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Mar 13 2013, 18:28

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I bought my wife a Sheepdog fur bra. " Will it keep my boobs warm ?" she asked .

I replied, " No, but it will round them up and point them in the right direction."

426Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Mar 13 2013, 18:30

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A boy goes on holiday to Magaluf and texts his mate saying, " Weather out here is just like your mother, 38 and hot."

His mate replies, " Weather here is just like your sister, 16 and wet."

427Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Mar 13 2013, 22:16

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

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428Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Mar 14 2013, 21:18

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London .
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.


Riots in Birmingham last month caused over £1 million worth of
improvements



Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's
English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.

429Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Mar 15 2013, 10:38

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Injury Lawyers 4U are rubbish. When our neighbours 16 year old daughter cut herself climbing over our fence, they told me to take a photo of her gash.

Guess who's in court on Monday?

430Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Mar 15 2013, 10:39

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A recent survey revealed that 92% of male scousers said that they enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 8% said that they had never been to prison.

431Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Mar 15 2013, 10:41

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I woke up this morning at 8am and could tell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor and she wasn't breathing.

I really started to panic until I remembered that Wetherspoons serve a full English breakfast until 11.30am.

432Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Mar 15 2013, 13:36

Triumph


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

433Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Mar 22 2013, 23:29

Spillthebeans

Spillthebeans
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Teacher: "Now then class, let's do some simple sums. I give you £10 and you take a £1. What do I have?"

Little Johnny: "A bank account in Cyprus, Miss."

434Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Mar 22 2013, 23:33

Spillthebeans

Spillthebeans
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

I seen this beautiful homeless girl today
sleeping rough and asked her if I could take her home, should have seen
her face when I walked away with her cardboard box.

435Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Sun Mar 24 2013, 11:29

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
Moderator
Moderator

The wife asked me last night - ''What is reincarnation?''

I said to her ''It's when you come back as something completely different''

Oh said the wife ''So if I came back as a Pig?''

''No you're not listening, I said something different''

436Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Mar 29 2013, 23:24

Spillthebeans

Spillthebeans
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for
a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat,
and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a
rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it
and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go
one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

437Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Sat Mar 30 2013, 15:53

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Paddy and Mick hiking in the Canadian Rockies come across a sign... Tree fellers needed,
Paddy turns to Mick ah be jeezus if only Duffy was here we moight have got that job.

438Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Sun Apr 07 2013, 12:13

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, let’s save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.'

Mummy fainted!

439Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Sun Apr 07 2013, 14:21

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
Moderator
Moderator

Very Happy

440Joke Thread - Page 22 Empty Re: Joke Thread Mon Apr 08 2013, 15:47

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

I was in a pub the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!"
So I apologised and replied,
"I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
And that's the last thing I remember....!

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