Went to a fancy dress party as a loaf of bread.
The birds were all over me!
The birds were all over me!
Sluffy wrote:My mate set me up on a blind date. He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."
I felt like a right idiot sitting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy.
MartinBWFC wrote:Went to a funeral with my new girlfriend today, it was the first time I had met most of her family, fuck me they are a set of miserable bastards.
MartinBWFC wrote:So I'm giving this bird one over the kitchen table, all of a sudden the front door opens, shit she says that's my husband quick use the back door........ looking back I really should have legged it, but you don't get offers like that everyday.
Sluffy wrote:I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"Oh God! That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But I guess that would explain the suitcase".
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