After having their 11th child, an Burnley couple decided that was enough.
So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin...er wife, didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, sit down, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The guy said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, and I may be from Burnley but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is gonna help me."
So, the couple drove to Blackburn to get a second opinion.
The Blackburn physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Burnley. This doctor instead told the man to go home and sit down, get a firework, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, sat down, lit a firework and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 . . . " at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand....
So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin...er wife, didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, sit down, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The guy said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, and I may be from Burnley but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is gonna help me."
So, the couple drove to Blackburn to get a second opinion.
The Blackburn physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Burnley. This doctor instead told the man to go home and sit down, get a firework, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, sat down, lit a firework and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 . . . " at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand....