A piece of string walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool, "Hey bartender, let me get a beer," he says,
The bartender walks up to him and says, "Hey string, you see that sign up there on the wall?"
as he turns and points at the sign...."It says, 'We don't serve strings'"
So the string, saddened by what he now knows, gets up and walks out of the bar.
As the string is walking down the street, he comes up with an idea...
He continues walking until he finds a bum and hollers at him;
"Hey bum!" says the string... "Can you do me a favour?"
The bum looks at him with excitement and responds, "Sure, anything for a string."
So the string continues, "I need you to fray me out..."
The bum does as the string asks so the string is a little happier, but the string still needs one more thing.
"Hey bum," says the string, "Can you do me one more favour?"
The bum replies, "Sure, anything for a string!"
So the string asks him, "Can you tie me in a knot?"
The bum proceeds to tie the string in a knot and the string is now satisfied.
The string turns around and heads right back to the bar he had just came from, walks in, and sits down in the same bar stool he was just in.
"Hey bartender, let me get a beer" says the string.
"Ain't you that string that was just in here?" asks the bartender.
And the string reply's, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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