Nigerian Scouting thread.

The opening ceremony on the 7th October is going to be quite a grand occasion. Pastor Graves has hired the services of the famous African gospel singer, Canaan Banana and the Burundi Boys Choir, who will be banging out their famous rendition of the Spear Chucker Serenade as they cut the ribbon.

https://youtu.be/nHZoP16QmvA

This is madness

kennster wrote:This is madness

Not really. I am flying out to Lagos on the 6th October together with some of my staff to attend the opening. We have also managed to secure the services of the Archbishop of Amanzimtoti, Dustin Timberland, to bless the building as well.

Ha why you don't get Pope to come also?

Mo wrote:Ha why you don't get Pope to come also?

I did contact the Vatican to enquire about the possibility of a Papal presence but I was informed that his grace had a previously booked appointment to attend a Bar Mitzvah with Rabbi Netanyahu at the Finsbury Park Synagogue.

I have just made a call to the Nigerian Farmers Union in Lagos and have ordered a live Brahma bull for the opening. The plan is to carry out a kosher/halal ceremony after the cutting of the ribbon followed by a BBQ with copious quantities of Nigerian lager. ( Guinness )

RT count me in, Bollock's to none believer Mo, he sounds like a 10 yr old kid.

Mr Magoo wrote:RT count me in, Bollock's to none believer Mo, he sounds like a 10 yr old kid.

His grammer and speeling is worse than a 10 year old kid tbh.


PS. Do you want me to include you in the flight itinerary? There are spare seats on the flight if you wish to travel.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:RT count me in, Bollock's to none believer Mo, he sounds like a 10 yr old kid.

His grammer and speeling is worse than a 10 year old kid tbh.


PS. Do you want me to include you in the flight itinerary?   There are spare seats on the flight if you wish to travel.

That would be great, count me in.
I will try and make a donation soon, i have a pension plan i can cash in, so lets see how it goes.

I often get mixed up with Mo & Magoo, they have the same English skills.

Mr Magoo wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:RT count me in, Bollock's to none believer Mo, he sounds like a 10 yr old kid.

His grammer and speeling is worse than a 10 year old kid tbh.


PS. Do you want me to include you in the flight itinerary?   There are spare seats on the flight if you wish to travel.

That would be great, count me in.
I will try and make a donation soon, i have a pension plan i can cash in, so lets see how it goes.

If it all works out with the Church of the Holy Cow you could cash in your pension and sponsor Father Ebagum. I'm happy to take a back seat once I have seen my contribution come to fruition.

I shall speak with them tomorrow, I think its worth 95k, should be able to build a nice place of worship.
I shall keep you informed RT.

Mr Magoo wrote:I shall speak with them tomorrow, I think its worth 95k, should be able to build a nice place of worship.
I shall keep you informed RT.

Wattle and Daub is on offer at the moment so you should get a decent sized building for your money.

Just so you know, i don't think Pastor 'Robin Batman' or 'Grave raiders' really exist. And if he does, I expected you to have sent me the 5,000Pounds so as to help me improve on my scouting equipment and upgrade my skills. Not doing this, I feel disappointed cus I expected us to be negotiating a new deal as to my contract. the lack of packaging has somehow limited my progress and is the major factor behind me not being able to present anyone of late, as they won't believe me if I'm using low budget equipment to do my work

In other news, the scouting reports for September is ready and would roll in soon.
Pls Stay tuned.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Mo wrote:Ok maybe photos from pastor guy is true but you are still the big liar because I don't believe you gave this guy 5000 pounds. Anybody can say his given money but no proof to expose this kinds of lies.

Are you for real or what? What fool would send £5,000 halfway across the world without proof of postage? As I previously explained, my sister posted the money only this afternoon. I transferred the money from Sterling into American dollars and kept a record of the transaction.

You need to wake up and smell the coffee.

Darequam maybe you must be visit this church to confirm if infomation is correct

Of course it's correct. How many times do I have to tell you? The grand opening of the Church of the Holy Cow has been brought forward to next Friday, the 4th October. The whole event will be recorded with photographic evidence so there is no need for you to get your knickers in a twist.

Pastor Graves and his disciple, Prester John, sent me this photo with our logo to show they are keeping up with the programme.

You ate lucky to get geniune church guy becase many poeple is loose all money with this kind of crook. You phone call was good proof Becase you told him you not given any more money befor guarantee but am still say he carful hefor given money away in this way.

Mo wrote:You ate lucky to get geniune church guy becase many poeple is loose all money with this kind of crook. You phone call was good proof Becase you told him you not given any more money befor guarantee but am still say he carful hefor given money away in this way.

If you say so.

Just a quick update. I decided to treat my staff to a trip to Lagos for the official opening on Friday. I booked 12 tickets from Manchester to Lagos for the flight this afternoon. We drew straws in the office and eleven lucky employees were celebrating their luck. Last night we went out to celebrate at the Ganges Indian Restaurant in Rusholme but I think I overdid it with the Pal. I was up half the night with the dreaded ' Delhi Belly ' and there was no way I was boarding a flight to Lagos whilst suffering from a bad case of Ghandis Revenge.

I gave my ticket to another member of staff with strict instructions that they photograph the occasion and meet up with Pastor Graves and Prester John.

It's all looking good at the moment so barring a mid air tragedy some perishing souls are going to be saved in the near future.

Ha. Did you get $500 for extra money you given?