Nigerian Scouting thread.

Groom?

Prior to the fact that i have been facing some network dificulties whenever i try to upload the video clips, i'll be posting four more reports to round up the month of march. The videoclips, i would try ASAP to get them on. As for the four reports, they should role in before the month ends. Which means it'll be done lately tonight.

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Excellent news Brother Dar. I was beginning to get concerned as to your welfare. I have given Mr Wakefield the heads up and he has informed me that if you can get your reports posted on here before Sunday morning then he can pay you in full but he is heavily involved in organising the Preston Guild and will be incommunicado from Sunday 1st April until Saturday 14th April.

If you would prefer it I can arrange for you to be paid tomorrow for your reports so far and any subsequent reports can be included in your April pay packet ?

I have managed to secure a sponsor for April for you and he is happy to pay double bubble if you wish to leave the rest of your reports until April ?

its okay then !! I'll do the rest for Aprill, You can go on and arrange the funds for tomorrow

Just a word of warning Dar, don't let him try and fob you off with a part share in Rangers FC.

Brother Dar, I have spoken to Mr Wakefield and he has informed me that your wages will be ready for collection tomorrow.

Your sponsor for April is Ian Crossley of Crossley, Spills and Mash fame. Mr Crossley used to be the lead singer with Mr Creosote and the Boneshakers.

Last year he incurred the wrath of Uncle Bob Mugabe when he performed a concert in Zimbabwe in aid of Stonewall. He was detained by the authorities and thrown into jail and it made headlines around the world.

He was deported from Zimbabwe and now lives a sedate life in Wombwell, South Yorkshire. He has been a Wanderer throughout his adult life and he looks forward to your reports.


Mr Crossley incarcerated in Harare Prison in 2011.

this is to notify all my followers on Burndenaces that i recently have received my wages for last month, special thanks to Mr Henry Wakefield for being my sponsor for the month, also to Reebok Trotter for all is support and trust in me.
Reports for the month of April will roll in as soon as possible, already have four on the table, and i could be adding to that as there might be footballing activities around me this present week. So this easter alone, there could be a turbosupply of scouting reports .
Thanks again Guys !!

Nigerianbolton wrote:this is to notify all my followers on Burndenaces that i recently have received my wages for last month, special thanks to Mr Henry Wakefield for being my sponsor for the month, also to Reebok Trotter for all is support and trust in me.
Reports for the month of April will roll in as soon as possible, already have four on the table, and i could be adding to that as there might be footballing activities around me this present week. So this easter alone, there could be a turbosupply of scouting reports .
Thanks again Guys !!

I'm sure they will be happy to hear that Dar - but this is Bolton Nuts!

Keep up the good work though as you have plenty of supporters following your work on here.

oh! Sorry, i made a bloody mistake, its Bolton Nuts i meant . Brainographical error man

Brother Dar, I have just got got back from a ten day break in Guacamole. Mr Crosby is on tour at the end of the month with the Wheeltappers and Shunters so try and get your reports in before the 1st May so that he can sort out your wages.

Any word on the political situation in Nigeria ?

all is well RT
i was down with malaria recently, but am getting beter and hope to get back to work as soon as possible.
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get on with it you slacker.

Brother Dar I have made a quick call to NHS direct and having spoken to Nurse Ratched she has suggested that you get a prescription for Quinine tablets ASAP.

Is he going to die if he doesn't get help soon.

Magoo, I am struggling for a sponsor for May. If you get a good month financially in April, how about sponsoring our African cousin ?

I would find it an honour, Basmati , or long grain, or brown, let me no.

If I can't secure a sponsor for May then I will send you a PM.

darequam am hoping for good health from the malaria sickniss. Am been try to email to you for weeks but get no reply from you.

In addition to the four reports i promised at the end of march, i would be sending in 10 reports between now and tomorrow to round up the month of April. Sorry for not being available after a long while, am back now and ready to keep working. The 10 reports rounds up this month, meaning all other paroles will further on may.
Thanks..............

Dar am sent you email but not get any reply. Am also show like you spotted by scouts but am explain to sluffy am not the scout.